FESTIMI EMIMI!
It all started when Jumpy posted a w4w ad on Craisglist looking for a hot girl to date. Dave wanted to start a dykepunk band and responded saying "Do you want to play some fukkin music?" Jumps said "okay lets try it.." A practice was set up for the weekend and they played and realized it was good. Jumpy realized Dave was a dyke and got it so thats that. Really not all that interesting of a story is it?

Jumpy: guitar/most vocals
Dave: drums/some vocals We both write the song lyrics.